American Idol is watched by over 80 million people worldwide each year. It consists of 3, no 4 judges(the black one, the lesbian, the truthful one, and the dipshit) and billions of people who believe they can sing. Out of those billions, about a hundred go to Hollywood. Then 24 go onto live tv and from there on it’s a popularity contest until there is only one person left. The problem is, most people only watch the audition episodes because of all of the horrible singers who make a fool of themselves on national television.
Tonight I was watching American Idol and tonight they are in the big D. The episode was full of the usual wierdos and the ocasional sob stories. This one guy came in with terets syndrome and had many twitches including eye blinking and stuttering. He ended up having an amazing voice and made it through to Hollywood. The part that pissed me off came to me via text about 2 minutes after.
My friend texted me and told me I reminder her of that guy. I said thanks, thinking it was because of his really neat raspy voice (like my singing voice). She replied saying “Thanks? I thought you would curse me out!” Confused I texted “What?” She said that I reminded her of the guy because of my constant stuttering problem.